No Shag for Old Men! Sorry, that wasn’t funny. It’s Javier Bardem. He just won a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as that pervert with the phucked up hairdo in No Country For Old Men. Booyah. Shag it or gag it. And stop bytching about the pictures! Reference him from your brains. The picture is just here for illustration. I can’t just write his name with no image and say “shag him or gag yourself,” because that would be very stupid.