This is like some sick, sad nightmare. Bozzers, I hope you’re gearing up to bite her phace off. That woman is banging Cola Gorda. What kind of blog patroness are u to let this happen to us? WTF? HOlena Christensen needs to hang out with gerries her own age. She’s basically the equivalent of Matthew McConaughey’s character in Dazed and Confused.
Just kidding. I really harbor no ill will toward HOlena. She just needs to get lost FOREVER.
By the way, these pics have something to do with a “special screening” for Bozzers’ new movie, 21. I think that means only re-re’s were admitted.
That explains why HOlena showed up.
“The cougar holds the world record for the animal with the most number of names due to its wide distribution across North and South America. While it is a large predator, it is not always the dominant species in its range . . . It is a reclusive cat and usually avoids people. Attacks on humans remain rare, despite a recent increase in frequency.” <— Hahahahha! Okay, I’ll stop pasting Cougar quotes from wikipedia.
Stella and Morganers alerted me to the following filth:
Helena Christensen Steps Out with Interpol Rocker
It’s official: Helena Christensen isn’t dating Josh Hartnett – she’s been getting cozy with Interpol lead singer Paul Banks.
The two were seen kissing and holding hands Wednesday night at the launch of Tocca Vintage at Butik, her store in New York’s West Village.
A source close to Christensen told PEOPLE, “They’ve been together for a little while now. [Banks is] very sweet and nice and bright – not a party person.”
Though she was tight-lipped about her mysterious date, it didn’t stop her from sneaking kisses with him the entire evening. She told PEOPLE, “I don’t talk about my private life, I’ve learned from all the other very smart artists out there.”
Meanwhile, she’s been easy to spot near the stage at recent Interpol shows, and Christensen recently revealed in a statement through a representative: “I have dated someone quietly for half a year now.”
–Susan Yara and Jeffrey Slonim