Thank you so very much, Allers and Uggers for pointing out that I phucking phorgot about Cola’s 30th Birthday!!!! That’s almost blasphemous! I guess I’m slipping big-time. No, that does not mean I don’t give a damn about Cola anymore, because I do! I am so embarrassed! My heart fell when I logged on and saw Allers’ comment reminding me what my GD job was! Noted, slutcake!
Forgive me, Cola Gordians, for I have sinned. Also, I apologize to Cola Gorda and his cougarfriend. They google themselves every morning, come here, and SPAM me. Every single day! Helena thinks we’re all bitches by the way. She comes here and says it. I think they were expecting a celebration here in honor of his birthday and I think they were disappointed.
So: Happy Birthday, Cola Gorda! Thank you for your voice, your wit, and your cola gorda.
T-Shirt update: D. Solrac has ordered the Mole Patrol t-shirts!!!! Yippee! They should be in the palms of your hands in about 53 days or so. I made that up! I have no idea how long, but I will keep you posted.