I think I’ve found an alternate Orlando for the time being. Orlando is playing hard to get and hiding and shiz and I can’t be dealing with his mess right now. Prince Lesbian Caspian will do. I mean Ben Barnes! ♥ ! (Thank you, Ali-ers, I never figured how to do that heart shiz until you came along that one bright, shiny day.) The prince looks kind of feminine. But seriously, that’s not a bad thing.
Here’s a couple more pics of The Lesser Whorelando.