Did you know that Mischtaken Barton now resides in France? Mischa says that “it simply stopped being fun in Los Angeles.” That’s fine. But why France? She gives no reason for this. By the way, she needs to understand that she is transferring her own inner feelings onto a GD city and that this is going to make problems for her. At some point all cities will cease to be ‘fun” and she is going to wake up one day in Helsinki or something and realize: “C’est moi! ‘Tis I that have ceased being fun, not the cities I have been dwelling in.” But by then it is going to be too late!
Okay, so I’m done being re-re about Mischa leaving Los Angeles. Now I’m going to address the tabloid’s obsession with documenting her cellulite issues:
A while back one bold and evil photog zoomed in on her thigh-dimpling whilst she was sunbathing on the balcony of her hotel. The pics were published all around the world and this is what Mischa has to say about that situation: “Those pictures were retarded. Obviously it’s embarrassing and it’s un-cool but I just suck it up and live with it.”
She’s kind of funny.