Old photo from way back when. One of the hot Delphi Forum girls posted a link to one of Orly and the dingo’s earlier fake pap shots and this one came up. Baaaaaad profile, dingo. Very very bad.
So I have no news! Whorelando is in New York (I think), and maybe the dingo is in New York, too. I think she’s on vacation from her failed attempt at David Jones generated stardom. Soo sad. This slutbaby irks me and I’ll tell you why because we keep getting dingo trolls on the blog telling us that we’re jealous bytches because we can’t stand it that the dingo is making stick fires in various bedrooms with our errant and ungodly pretty boyfriend, Orlando Bloom.
I’m soo not jealous of this skank!
Exhibit A: Kate Bosworth
She ephed my boyfriend for FOUR YEARS. Do I want to punch her in the face as bad as I want to punch the dingo in her giant mandible region? No! Did I ever? No! Kate’s beautiful, she seems to have a functioning brain and she has manners.
Exhibit B: Kate Moss
She’s a model. Unlike Mirandingo, however, Kate didn’t rely on some MOVIE STAR boyfriend to gain entry into “the life”. Bytch did it the old-fashioned way: with her looks. Hee!
I’ve just shown that I have nothing against so-called “hot” bytches who used to shag my boyfriend or so-called “hot” bytches who pay their bills with their bodies.
But I do have something against Gunnedah Hobags who have no manners, no dignity, and no ephing common sense. I also have something against models who don’t EVEN KNOW HOW TO EPHING MODEL. She walks like a giraffe with a broken leg. Seriously. Also, who the BLOODY HELL smiles like they’re in some deranged local and dumbass beauty pageant when they’re modeling clothes on the runway?
So yeah, she’s a crappy model.
Another reason why she irks me is the very simple fact that she was born. May her mother go to hell for bringing this demon into the world.
Note to Orlando Bloom: This is your chance to impress us, lover! Think about it. You’re in New York; the dingo is in New York (supposedly). How about you either not get caught by the paps with the dingo or how about you get caught with the paps with an actual human being like Kiki Dunst (maybe I’m stretching it) or something. Think it over.
Seriously, Orlando, where is your pride? Most people don’t like being SUCKERED into things and made a supreme foolio. The dingo is PLAYING your arse like a fiddle. Coyly, of course. The dingo does everything ‘coyly’.
* I think I’m done with this. Just watch, pap shots will surface tomorrow or something. If they do, I am TOTES never POSTING ON ORLY AGAIN. Never Ever Ever!