I have the hots for Ben Barnes. Just thought I’d share this with all ye peoples. Whorelando Bloom is so gross! I can’t believe I ever set my sights on his gnarly arse. May he and his dingo skank be forever caught in their mortal coil. I freaking hate dingos.
Ben Barnes is hot.
Okay, I’ll go away now.
Kate | Blogsworth 
Anners, I’m not trying to tell you how to do your job, but how expect to make Whorely jealous if there’s not a little “dick measuring” involved? Here:
Those first two pics made my throat dance! The others are there just because he’s a hot bytch!
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Thank u, glamma_pus!
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I think Orly wishes he was Ben Barnes!
He’s younger, hotter and has a delicious bitt chin :D
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I meant butt chin. Not sure what a bitt chin is ;)
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Traitor.
You’re gonna be feeling pretty bad when I abduct him from the dingo’s house and have my 36 minutes.
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Big Ben suddenly got a brand new meaning there, lol!
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Ali-ers: Delicious butt. Heh heh !
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We need to see his butt!!!! Damnit – someone call his agent pronto!
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Ewww. Huge downgrade there Anners. Ginormous, in fact. Bennie is just so….oh what’s the word…….flaccid.
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Aw – SadieJo – you made Benji’s butt chin quiver :(
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Sadie Jo, I don’t think Ben showing up to a premier looking like John Holmes is a good look for him. The foot-to oui oui ratio theory still stands.
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he woulda been a way better Paris than bore-lando
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Ben seems sweet – I guess his soul has yet to be devoured by Hollywood.
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Hey, JJ has a new post on BB and some of the photos are very orlandish.
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Bore-lando. Kellers, I love you, too
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Jaded: Oh no, they made him look like some kind of sexy heroin addict!
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http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/28/ben-barnes-interview-magazine/
Don’t say that glamma_puss! I think he loosks pretty hot in these! ;) Except for where they made his hair really poofy in that first pic. I don’t like poofy on men. Call me crazy if you will :D
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I meant looks – I can’t type :(
But I am going to run out and by Interview mag today!
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No, that bytch’s hair is beautiful but I can live without the guy-liner around his eyes. And I just want to leave a trail of kisses from his navel down to his hairy…
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The Whorelando did it first and did it better. Benny bunny is nothin but a wannabe.
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Sadie Jo: I respect your loyalty to Whorely. Even if his face now looks like the Dingho’s chew toy. j/k ;)
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jajaja! Bore-lando was cute, Kellers. :)
SadieJo: why u hatin’ on my man?!
Ali-ers, I odn’t like the poofy hair pic eithers.
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TIFFFEEEERRSSSS I KNOW YOU LOVE JARVIS! AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND TODAY!!
I STILL CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT GO TO THAT COnCERT!!!
JARVIS TALKING IN CHILEAN!
he’s soo fuckin cool and sweet! (L)
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TIFFFEEEERRSSSS I KNOW YOU LOVE JARVIS! AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND TODAY!!
I STILL CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT GO TO THAT COnCERT!!!
JARVIS TALKING IN CHILEAN!
he’s soo cool and sweet! (L)
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i prefer this boy crush over whorelando any day..
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chilean hahaha
he speaks like a drunk
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i bet he was, but hes so nice. (L)
well not chilean but the slang of my country.
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konst i´m from chile too hahaha
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Wanda, who’s the traitor?! He spurned us for a dingo. Phuck him!
Hi dobyta! Hi Konssst!
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dobyta: LA DURA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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