‘Tis outrageous! Some foul man harrassed Keirers Knightley the other day whilst she was walking home and lost in deep thought about a book. I think the book was written by Stephenie Meyer. She’s the only author left in the world or something at this point. Yeah, so Keirers was walking down the street minding her own GD hobby horse business when some daft wanker spotted her and starting acting like a damned foolio.
Sayeth Keirers: “The other day I was walking down the street and was really thinking about this book I’d been sent. You know when you’re really in another place. Somebody jumped out and went, ‘Keira Knightley!’ “I got such a shock, I couldn’t say anything because I’d been thinking about the book and this guy took incredible offence and started hurling the most amazing abuse. He said, ‘Who the f**k do you think you are? You’re such a c**t.’ All this, and I’m completely on my own.”
She should have bit him on the nose with her massive block of gleaming chompers. I bet that would have shut him up. Seriously, though, Keirers is traumatized to the 5th power. Eversince this awful event took place her nights have been punctuted with tossing and turning and she’s woken up in cold sweats. Okay, not really. But this has bothered her to the point where she’s been feeling jumpy and odd. Says Keirers: “It’s a weird thing to have to deal with, not on a day-to-day basis, but it’s happened enough to make me quite jumpy.”
These pictures are like, hell of old.