Okay, so Daisy Lowe is Gavin Rossdale’s re-re daughter. That is the only reason why she’s a model or something. She’s sort of cute. So what; roughly 65% of the population is. I haven’t posted on Daisy because she’s sort of too stupid. I mean so is everyone I post about (usually), but she’s a special brand of stupid.
She’ll disappear in about three months, trust me that much: I’ve poured libations to Apollo, the god of justice, and he usually comes through. So, for the sake of posterity, here’s some Daisy Lowe-related stuph:
This is Daisy’s ex-boypholk, Mark Ronson with his new girlpholk. She’s a drummer in a band, which explains her saddle shoes. I don’t get him. He looks like he eats grilled cheese sandwiches everday with a tall glass of chocolate milk. And a straw.
^ Nice glasses, slapper.
^ Daisy being grody at the agent provocateur fashion show.
^ Daisy being grody at the Agent Provocateur fashion show. Has the slag at the skinny website crucified her because of her booty dimplage yet?
^ Daisy being grody at the Agent Provocateur fashion show. Oy! My new avatar! Booty cleavage.