Well, just as he promised, Whorelandoflashed me the pit of his resplendent belly on October 4th — quite a lovely birthday present, right? This is what he told me per our last video conpherence: “Anners, just so that you are aware that I am thinking about you and not the dingo on your buthday, I will phind a way to gratuitously flash me belly and bits of me private curls to the paps. Okeys?! Lurve ya, bytch!”
The pheeling is sooo mutual.
So clever of him to have buttoned his shirt wrong, wait to have the paps point that shiz out, and wa-lah, stay true to his word.
I’m obsessed! Here are some shots of Whorelando being strip searched at LAX.