I am so anxious about this election that I literally can’t sleep. PLEASE don’t forget to vote. Please don’t get lazy and not vote. Just ephing vote (especially if you’re a democrat — jaja)! This is an emotional time for me right now because I am one of those wise people that NEVER EVER EVER voted for George Bush and I have had to watch my country’s rep go steadily down the drain for the past eight years. I’m sick of being stifled. I seriously believe that John McCain doesn’t understand the way the world works. Sorry, sir, but reading Edward Gibbons’ The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire doesn’t cut it.
I don’t know what the hell I am going to do if Sarah Plain and We todd ed is VP. I mean, seriously? I was smarter than this wolf-killer when I was 12 years old. Also, if you value LIFE so much *wink* why are you murdering animals? *wink*
I have a pretty crude analogy to illustrate the motivations for John McCain and Barack Obama’s run for the Presidency. Let’s say The White House is a hot chick. Both McCain and Obama want her digits. If McCain gets her digits (that is, wins!), he’ll totally hold up the digits (Swingers-style), and rip them up. He just wants the satisfaction. I know this because of the way he’s conducted himself. “Country First” ? Is u sure? Are you putting ‘Country First’ when you choose a VP simply to resurrect a dead-as-disco campaign? Are you putting ‘Country First’ by DIVIDING it? Because that’s kind of what you did.
Obama, on the other hand, doesn’t just want her digits. He wants to get to know the hot chick (white house), and take care of her.
I totally just made this up for comedic purposes. So not phunny! I don’t think Obama is perfect. But I do think he has the right idea.
Just ephing VOTE.
* Also, perhaps if you have time, hang out at your local transit center and urge folks to vote! If you read that link I provided you can perhaps warn them about the scammage.
^ I don’t eva want to see this whoa-man again.