First, take several minutes to giggle your arse off.
Second, you can rest assured she’s wearing this shit because all the human Victoria’s Secret models pulled rank. Adriana Lima was overheard telling Victoria: “I’m not wearing that shit, give it to the dingo.”
Third, she looks like something you’d hang over a baby’s crib.
Fourth, she’s wetodded.
Fifth, her hair has been strategically arranged to mask her cabbagehead.
Sixth, I’m angry because she’s shagging my boyfriend.
Seventh, BOYCOTT Victoria’s Secret. If you buy stuff from them, you are literally paying this HO to shag my boyfriend.