Since my main dream shag, Whorelando Bloom is acting a phool, I thought I’d go see what my other shag, John Frusciante was up to. Imagine my displeasure at finding him all hirsute and schit! (I saved the slightly fug pics for after the jump so as not to scare any slags away.)
Joders doesn’t know what I see in John Frusciante, and after seeing some recent shots of him I sort of understand why. BUT he’s really supa brilliant and supa nice, therefore he’s perpetually sessy.
BTW this is NOT a shag or gag? post! I would never subject my honey to something like that.
Obviously he misses me so much he can’t bring himself to shave his phace anymore. Bah hobag! John, you’re beautiful… sometimes.
The Way Things Used To Be:
^ Sesssy if you take away the jeans.