Talk about bad news and so on. Seems Katers Moss is pregnant with Scarf Monster’s love child. There are so many things about this gentleman that I dislike. The fact that he has robbed Pete Dirtyho of his plans of a reconciliation is just one of those things. Also, I am amazed that he is even able to squeeze out babies anymore on account of his pants being so darned tight. Maybe the baby will be born swathed in a scarf.
Katers and Scarf Monster plan to share their happy news to a close gathering of their phriends on December 18. These friends will then phone The Daily Mail and report what happened at the event like they always do.
Kate has been sporting a phat arse belly lately, so the rumors must be true.
Boo all over this phuckery.
Some slapper woman blabbed this to the Press:
“Kate has been on the phone to all her friends and her PA has been on the case to her family. Kate has had a few big nights out recently but she has been behaving more than usual. Even Simon Cowell said she had a bit of a tummy when she went to ‘The X Factor’ last weekend.”
Simon Cowell is fug beans and he has no business looking at Mossers’ tummy… the photos are from Katers’ spread in Vogue China.