And here we are, eagerly awaiting your next staged pap shots with the dingo… the phandumb is getting restless, though. Seriously. Just Peep the latest dingo thread at Just Jared. It’s Just Hilarious (and terrifying)! Do you want to know how padme got her name? It has nothing to do with anything except the fact that one day, after she pounded her head against her wall for the umpteenth time, it spoke to her. What did the wall say? “Pad me.”
WhOrly, I know that you do this out of respect for us…. spread the pap shots over weeks-long intervals. On one hand it breaks your heart to have to put me, Joders, Wanda, The Delphi goddesses, Akeelers, Jaded, Sadie Jo, and all three of your other fans throught the charade of seeing you pretend to love dingo lady. But on the other hand, you and the dingo have a symbiotic relationship: You’re the parasite that nestles in her dingo fur or something and she needs you to rid her of bacteria. Plus, it’s your only jobber right nows .
Where the eph are you anyway? I miss your declining beauty. HazeyJane said you were in Brazil last week. Can dingo’s thrive in a tropical climate? If not, why not send her there for an extended vacation?
I’m still open to having your babies. Maybe!