Everybody, it’s Whorelando’s birthday today. His annoying and itinerate ass is 32 years old. I hesitate to call him my boyfriend these days because we’re going through a rough patch due to the fact that he’s a philandering whorebag who has taken to public cavorting with a brazen, witless dingo. Phuck him all over the place for that — but not today.
Today I’ll be nice.
As does Wanda.
^ Viggo: Are these the dingo’s underwear?
Whorelando: Those are totes the dingo’s undies.