I’m mainly doing this post because I negelected to talk shiz about J.Lopez’s dress at the ‘Globes. The dress is gilded, phug, nasty, and pulling apart at the seams. Note to Jennifer Lopez: Stop showing up at award shows with skank-bodiced dresses!
Jennifer would also like to let the whole globe know that she and her hot husband are not heading toward a divorce. She says that everytime she loses her wedding ring, people start making up stories about a “divorce”.
Since she loses her wedding ring so often, perhaps she ought to anticipate this shiz in the phuture and carry around a spare. Whatever, the divorce rumors iz phalse because she and Antony are happily wedded in bliss.
Sayeth Lopez: “Divorce is not — and was never — an option.”
Did she really just say that? Hee!