Whoooooorelando Bloom. God, I miss typing that name.
Here’s my STD-addled ex-boyfriend and his sister, Samantha, at some Art Function the other night. I think it was called “Mythologies” and also called something else that’s not important enough to remember.
The dingo wasn’t allowed in the building, thus there are no pictures of her mangy ass (thank God!). I think she was tied to a bike-rack outside with all the other four-legged scoundrels.
A few words about Samantha Bloom. I ventured over to some other blog that posted these pictures and I was sort of surprised to hear some slag-faces say things like: “Oh, looks like Orlando got all the looks in the family.” Please. Samantha is cute stuffs. Perhaps she’s not sporting the best hair-do in the history of the world, but she’s super cute stuffs and bytches need to shut their heads up about her.
A few words to Whorelando Bloom: I am still not really on speaking terms with you or anything, but I will say that you need to shave that dingo fur off your chin.
Oh, and the only thing that is rescuing you from being a total TOOL in my book, is the fact that you seem like you’re a good brother to your sister, Sam.
* Whilst I was searching for Samantha pics, I found some old ass post about “the stars and their siblings“. Interesting stuff.
See? Samantha is super cute.