… and not just for attention this time. Less of her to hate, I guess. Okay, so the love train aka The Very Highly Anticipated Staged Pap Shots rolled in like clock work. I did that last post just to hurry it along.
Orly and the Dingo do not disappoint in this regard.
If you look carefully, the dingo is wearing the same shirt it lap-danced in a few months ago. Maybe the fugly shirt brings the dingo luck.
Also, if you look carefully and see the hot red blood on the dingo’s fingertips, you’ll notice that the dingo has not ceased its senseless butchering of small animals; it’s only ceased devouring them (hence the brittle and haggard appearance). Isn’t there always a problem when an animal refuses food? Perhaps the dingo is depressed? Is there a push-up bra for the soul? Maybe Victwhoreia’s Secret can start manufacturing some of those?
Back to Whorelando. Wait a minute; no. I’m not going back to Whorelando.
Here’s some more very ugly pictures of the world’s most romantic couple.