Whorelando Bloom made his first appearance in uniform on the set of his new flick, Main Street. Yes, he’s a cop. A special cop. The scariest cop ever. If a gang banger or a footpad sees him coming I’m sure they’ll run for their miserable lives with their arms flailing wildly about because he looks that terrifying.
Internal Affairs this is not. Whorely looks like the kind of cop that would pull you over to remind you to drive slower, and then apologize for inconveniencing you.
He should read Mirandingo Kerr her Miranda Rights. He should tell her that anything she says can and will be used against her on certain blogs. And he should arrest her for her various crimes against humanity (after he punches her a few times in the gut, of course).
Was that mean? I meant for joke.
Orlando, I thought maybe you’d look all secksy again in a cop uniform. I was WRONG.
^ Not even a cute cop butt. :(