The Scarf Monster (aka Jamie Hince aka Kate Moss’ soon-to-be ex-boyfriend) went missing for a day or two this past week. Actually, the way I first read this story was that Jamers had gone missing after some dang concert with his band The Kills and was still out there somewhere wandering like a sad spirit.
A panic gripped me when I heard this news. What if he had met with foul play? I would have felt so awful for making fun of his scarf habit and his cramped oui oui station.
I also think that I care about this more than Kate Moss does. She’s been avoiding his ass for days and she probably didn’t even know he was missing. I think they’re on the verge of a break-up because that’s what I’ve been told by tons of totally reliable gossip sites.