The dingo loves attention. And a whole flock of wetodds gave it to her when they showed up at her latest cheap gig for David Jones, the department store in Australia which has been cursed with finding work for her awkward ass to do. More than three whole people showed up when the dingo showed up to (dis)grace the “Half-Yearly Clearance Sale” (Mama Therese, Daddy Kerr, and The Emperor Nero aka Poostain aka lil bro’ Matty) and that fact sent the dingo’s pleasure receptors into overdrive.
Or maybe more than three didn’t show up?! The head bytch in charge at David Jones, a feller named Jason Mc Vicar told the whole wide world that, “Traditionally the half-yearly clearance in winter doesn’t have the same crowds as the Boxing Day sales. It’s darker and colder.”
Yeah? So is the dingwhore’s heart, Jason. So is the the dingwhore’s heart.
Mr. McVicar went on to say some more shiz like this: “I think every person’s situation is different but certainly people are definitely after value for money in these economic times.”
… which is why he hired a cheap dingo.