What Petey Did

Arrested: Pete Doherty, seen on a night out at The Den Club in London last week

Um… he got arrested again.   For the billionth time.   Not just for drug possession, though!   This time he did something extra special and endangered the lives of billions of residents of Gloucester. 

After a splendid solo show in Gloucester the other night, Dirty got behind the wheel and engaged in some drunk driving.   Usually I support Pete DirtyHo in all of his junkie-shenanigans, but I can’t stand proud with him on this one even though he is super beautiful and everything because driving drunk is the lamest thing one can do in the world .  

The police in Gloucester confirmed that “a 30-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of drink driving, possession of drugs and failure to stop for police”.   Those sloppy policemen forgot to add that he was sexy as phuck and that The Libertines are going to get back together real soon.    Holler!

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4 thoughts on “What Petey Did”

  1. Hi Oli. Um, driving drunk is lame, even for Petey. I reserve the right to call him lame for that. :)

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