Oh bugger this. The future father of my unborn child, Jude Law, is in the process of becoming the daddy of some slag’s child. Whatever. The Daily Mail says that “Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”
The abbreviated version of all of that elegant mumbo-jumbo uttered above by Jude Law’s publicity team is this: Someone found out that Jude Law impreggered some woman, and threatened to pull a John Edwards on him; this person and the woman he impreggered are prob one and the same. He prob hates her and wishes she’d never become aquainted with his oui oui station. But she did, and she’s having his baby, and he’s going to do the right thing or something.
Phuck the lot of them.