Hey Jude

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Oh bugger this.   The future father of my unborn child, Jude Law,  is in the process of becoming the daddy of some slag’s child.   Whatever.  The Daily Mail says that  “Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year.  Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life.   This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

The abbreviated version of all of that elegant mumbo-jumbo uttered above by Jude Law’s publicity team is this:   Someone found out that Jude Law impreggered some woman, and threatened to pull a John Edwards on him; this person and the woman he impreggered are prob one and the same.  He prob hates her and wishes she’d never become aquainted with his oui oui station.  But she did, and she’s having his baby, and he’s going to do the right thing or something.

Phuck the lot of them. 

Sorcery

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16 thoughts on “Hey Jude

  1. But Anners, if he’s the future father of your unborn child doesn’t that mean you’ll be swimming in the same pool as Sienners? You don’t want that, do you?

    I have to admit he looks kinda hot in those pics.

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  2. ducati

    I read that his baby mama is Kayleen McAdams, younger sister of Rachel McAdams. Jude have done a lot of crap but I still like him.

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  3. Akeelers Spielberg

    *singing*
    Who dat is?

    That’s just my baby’s daddy!

    Who dat is?

    That’s just my baby’s daddy!

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  4. Janers

    He seems like a jerk – I don’t see what’s so sexy about his receeding hairline and sour face that he has all the time.

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  5. jaded4good

    You have me in lolz.

    Maybe strong women are more in touch with their masculin side and therefore are attracted to men with a strong feminine side? Just to keep the balance, you know. I know I am like that.

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