Gary Oldman is a hot old man bytch. My weird phake romance with Mr. Oldman started when I was a wee lass in like 9th grade or something. My sister rented Romeo is Bleeding and I sat through it because the dude was all sorts of fascinating. After that, he stole my heart when he said that he “didn’t have time for this mickey mouse bullshiz” in The Professional.
Shag it or Gag it!