Mirandingo Nobody(Kerr)s lives in fear of falling on the catwalk because catwalks are full of “slippery” surfaces and so on. Her phucking greasy-ass phace is a slippery surface so she ought to be used to slippery shiz by now; that’s how dumb she is.
Sayeth dingobrains: “Evree catwok is difrint. Sumthymes they are really slipperee. Sum have glittuh that’s a cupple of inchiz thick [just like her phucking skull]. It gets all up in yer toez. It’s a little bit messy – glittuh flying everywhere.”
In the phucking wetodded article I just read, the dingo is also waxing philosophic about the hardships of being a model. Seems she and other models have to deal with such very challenging obstacles such as foul weather! Yep, being a model is tantamount to being a bloody Ice Road Trucker or something: “If it raynes we still have to wurk and that can be mizeruble. It’s hard to look sexy in the rayne,” sayeth dingobrains.
Someone needs to tell Gunnedingo that it’s not all that hard to look sexy in the rain if one is actually sexy to begin with. This fact is being illustrated by none other than Princess Caspian herself:
By the way, the dingo is BLONDE, now. She’s an ugly blonde. Then again, she was an ugly brunette too. She’s just ugly, period.
I’ve said my piece.