I Almost Forgot…


Everybody,  please send a birthday prayer to Aliers’ and Akeelers’ fake boyfriend that I stole from them.   Actually, now that I think about it, I think that they initially stole him from me.  But I stole him back!  Woe to the vanquished.   

His name is Ben Barnes.    I think he is 28 years old today.   Hollller.


6 thoughts on “I Almost Forgot…

  1. Akeelers

    Hey Anners, maybe we could hammer out some sort of custody agreement if you’re willing to pay peen support. LOL

    I read somewhere that Barnsey is supposed to be baring his naked arse in Dorian Gray. I need one of you British slags to watch and report back to me. I need to know if it’s hairy like a Georgia Peach, or if it’s all porcelain-like and smooth like two Tic Tacs. Chop chop!

    Happy Birthday, Barnsey! Come fark me. Now.


  2. Aliers

    HEY! U STOLE HIM FROM ME! BYTCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ♥ Ali


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