Today is the birthday of a wondrous woman named Master Tsukai. Master Tsukai is a professional, a wife, a mother, and the originator of some of the most glorious photos of Paul Banks and Daniel Kessler playing their (musical) instruments that the world has ever seen. I kid you not.
In honor of Master Tsukai’s birthday, I present her (and the rest of you slutters) with a shag or gag? on Beto Cuevas. He is the lovechild of the strange triad of Adam Lambert, Jared Leto, and Count Dracula.
Haaappy Birthday, Master Tsukai!