Keira Knightley is going to perform in a real-life theatrical production of’ The Misanthrope this December in London’s West End.
They couldn’t have picked a better person than Keirers to star in a play that alludes to hatred for all mankind. The only people Keirers likes are her parents and her boy — Rupert — friend. I think.
La Misanthrope told some whores who dared to approach her that she is “terrified but excited” about the whole entire situation.
The director of the production – who previously exploited Daniel Radcliffe’s junk two years ago in Equus’ – said: “I’m interested in working with her, to push her in a way that I don’t think she has been pushed before.”
If the director really wants to push Keirers in a way that Kierers has never been pushed before, he ought to give Keirers a nice shove into the river Thames. Just for kicks.