Who gets chosen to grace Ralph magazine’s December cover? Why, the greatest supermodel to ever walk planet Urff, that’s who! Big ups to Mirandingo Kerr and her canis dingus arse for landing this most glorious gig. Kate Moss, Gisele, Lara Stone, and Naomi Campbell are all sobbing into their booking agents laps over this.
P.S. No, it’s not just you. I have also never ever phucking heard of Ralph Magazine.
* The word ‘supermodel’ is being used sarcastically. As per usual.