For some reason, even when Mossers is posing sans clothes, she doesn’t look cheap. Guess that’s the mark of a proper supermodel. Which explains why whenever Mirandingo Kerr is posing sans clothes, she looks nassty. Skinny ass body does not a model make!
Also, it helps when you do this sort of thing for respectable publications rather than some shit called Ralph. Snicker.
So I reimagined Mossers’ shoot with Mirandingwhore just for comparative reasons.
Okay, actually I did it because I was BORED.