Tonight is the night of the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala. That means that Kate Bozzers has been stalking the streets of NYC in search of the greatest ensemble in the history of the world (as seen in these pictures). Because she looked pretty cool last year and she has a lot to live up to and shit.
She should start with her hair; it’s very weird right now.
I can’t believe I’m writing about this wretched ball of fail when I have so little time today.
Yeah, college devours your life in a way work only tries to.
So, will the DINGHO make an appearance tonight? Will it be like last year when she was waiting in the wings (on the other side of the velvet rope — haha), like so many shades waiting to be allowed into the Elysian fields? Will she show up at the after party after having spent the contents of her emergency money jar on her ticket? Or has the “supermodel” ackchullybeen invited this year? Well, hater-bytchez, we shall see!
By the way, her status as a supermodel has been vouchsafed by Mel, who claims that this was established when Mirandingo was offered her Victoria’s Secret contrakkt.
Apparently, the supreme deity of the fashion world died and made Victoria’s Secret and its band of phuckery, king.
You learn something new each day.