She’s so ephing wrong for this. He’s doing his best not to offend her by shying away from this mauling, but I can tell from the stress in his fingers that he isn’t digging this.
By the way, half the people reading this post (that means like, 1 person!) will think I am being quite serious about this. No, person! Ben Barnes is not my boyfriend. But whenever the hell that is my educational career veers out of control, I like to loot his messboards in search of treasures such as this.