I almost forgot to pimp Bozzers

Kate Bozzers, the goddess of wisdom and attenuated waistlines, started a line of jooree (aka jewelry) with her fabulous friend, Cher Coulter, who is a stylist to the stars and the owner of a rehabilitated neck, courtesy of Whoreland Bloom,  the wife of  a pregnant dingo named Miranda Kerr.

The line is called JewelMint (named after the color of  Bozzers’ left eyeball).   For $29.99 a month, you will be the (hypothetically) proud recipient of a new piece of jooree picked out by the goddess herself and Cher!   Their choice for you will be based on a style profile that you create on their website.   Never mind that you have no real options as far as creating one of these thingies!   Apparently one is either into boring, ugly, shit or fond of gallivanting around town with skinny jeans and bangle earrings weighing down their lobes.

I will have to pass on this Columbia House-styled jewelry project.   Just because.

If you’re curious, go HERE.

* In OTHER news, Kate and Vampire Weekend are still together.


8 thoughts on “I almost forgot to pimp Bozzers

  1. yeah, fugness. i also protest anything having to do with the last name coulter on principle ;) and i love the comparison to columbia house! and one more and… i love vampire weekend and bozzers together.


  2. Janers

    Oooh I thought you quit Blogsworth. Back by popular demand eh Anners?

    I love how they refer to Bozzers as an actress/fashionista – lolz

    Wanda has a small bubs as her avie – I didn’t miss anything exciting did I? Her blog hasn’t been updated in ages.


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