a shy hobby horse

If you happen to see Keira Knightley galloping around London or wherevs, do NOT approach her.   She’s shy and she won’t like it.   While I’m sure that she’ll appreciate the fact that you care enough to say hello, it will make her umcomfortable. 

Because she’s shy.

Keira was quoted in British Vogue saying this: 

“I think (fame) broke something in me. I was told very early on that if I didn’t go out to openings and parties and events, I would be left alone. I didn’t, and they still didn’t leave me alone. I knew it was part of the deal in the life I had signed up to, but the fear of it has never left me. I’m still not good at being recognized. I wear scruffy clothes and hats and keep my head well down. I’m sure people must think I’m a complete b–, but I’m just very shy.”

I heart Kierers.


The Hobby Horse Nicked Off Her Hairs

Keirers Knightley cut her hair!!!   It is earth-shaking news such as this that pulls me back into the blogosphere.   The haircut was glimpsed on the set of some Chanel commercial Keirers is filming.   I don’t understand why they needed the motorbike, though, when a simple hobby horsey would have done the job brilliantly and ironically. 

Okay, going away now.

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long. hobby horse’s Hair is long.

The last time I saw the hobby horse she had sliced bangs across her head; I’m glad to see that things have changed.  The hobby horse was also a year younger!  Keirers, my second-favorite Hobby Horse Person just recently celebrated her 25th year on Planet Urff.   Here she is with her best Friend, Rupert the other night.    She is dressed like a champ, btw.   Love the pants.

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Hobby Horse Updates

So I have decided that I don’t fancy celebrity gossip at all.   There are just certain persons (or in Keirer Knightley and Sienner Millers’ cases, Hobby Horsies) whom I have sort of developed a soft spot for.  So I will continue to post on them, though there probably won’t be any stories attached.   The storiess are all bs anyway; let’s be honest.   Who has time for such shiz?

So I was trolling for hobby horsies on the Fashion Spot (it’s fun, you should try it some time… ) and lo and behold!  it appears as though Keirers has finally been papped!  Actually, she’s been papped pretty persistently lately, I just haven’t cared enought to post.  I guess I care now.  

Here’s Keirers with a friend at some cafe in London; how intrusive of us.

Sienner is another thing altogether.  She gets papped on the regular.  She’s back to shagging Nude Law.  Congrats to Sienner for shagging Nude Law because he’s hot stuff. 

Inside the jump are some random pics of Keirers  the hobby horse and her ginormous, but beautiful, head and also a pic of Sienner, Hobby Horse No.1 wearing a tantric pink bikini.    

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