Dingo (derivatives include: dingHo, dingwhore, Mirandingo) : Our Pet name (hahahhaha) for Miranda Kerr, the aging “supermodel” who isn’t so super, really.
Dingoese: The language spoken by the Dingo. Duh!
Whorelando Bloom: Orlando Bloom’s more appropriate name. He has more than likely slept with a lot of people (purposefully ambiguous). He is my once and (possibly) future crush. Failing actor.
Oui Oui: Sound it out. Pretty men have oui oui’s. Carrot Top does not have a oui oui. He has a penis… (I think!).
STD: Sausage Tainted by a Dingo. Whorelando Bloom’s got one of these thingies.