Once upon a time, this man (the one on your left) use to be beautiful and happy. Then a DINGO with mange came along, stole his joy, sucked out his hotness, and started parading him around in front of the world like he was her bytch. I can’t be tolerating this shiz. Neither can Wanda or Joders.
Please feel free to post Orlando and MiranDingo news here. It’ll be like a ghetto messboard.
Here are some sweet links:
1. Joders started a story about us slags saving Orlando from the clutches of the demonic dingo (It’s hilarious and brilliant!): N.B. I DID NOT WRITE THIS. JODERS WROTE IT. THIS LINK WILL TAKE YOU TO HER SITE.
2. Wanda’s Bodice-Ripper (It’s Hilarious and Brilliant!): N.B. I DID NOT WRITE THIS. WANDA WROTE IT. THESE LINKS WILL TAKE YOU TO HER SITE.
3. Wanda’s Killer Investigative Reporting (It’s Hilarious and Brilliant!):
4. Orlando Bloom Delphi Forum (Hotness!)