Holena Christensen is not dating Josh Hartnett. She’s sick of people saying she is too, because not only is it rude and nobody’s business, it’s insulting to the person she is presently dating. Helena told OK! Magazine that: “Once and for all, I can state that Josh and I are super close friends and have never even remotely been a couple. I have dated someone else quietly for half a year now, and I’m fine with saying that, so that the silly and repetitive rumors about me and Josh can be buried!”
Did she just say ‘buried’? Shivers. I wonder who she’s been ‘quietly’ dating for half a year now? Hee hee! By the way, why the eph is she always talking to the press?
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She used to be such a stunner. Kudos to her for not butchering her face though.
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Oh how i enjoy the pics you find.
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^ jaja
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Didin’t she run her mouth about Heath, too? Why is she suddenly relevant? Did I miss a meeting? Or a memo?
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Those photos are awesome. I think she is trying to look bohemian.
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Her comments make no sense. Firstly, I doubt that many people give a toss who she is shagging. Furthermore, why does she feel the need to mention that she has been in a relationship for the past six months? Surely that would only serve to make people curious as to who the guy in question is? If I was in a relationship that I genuinely wanted to keep private, I would be very happy that people thought I was with someone else. I think Daners is right and someone is trying to keep herself relevant.
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you would think she would be a little more put together but i think it’s kind of fab that she clearly doesn’t give a rats ass! and her necklaces almost look like sideways b’s. for banksy boy forevah? ;)
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Amen, Malantha. Plus, no true celeb talks to the tabs.
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I have never thought Josh Hartnett was attractive or talented. Am I alone in this??
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Nope, you are not alone, Kickers! He reminds me of a male version of Renee Zellweger (yeah, I know it’s spelled wrong), all squinty eyed and creepy looking. Do.Not.Want.
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Kick & Daners – I think he is nasty too! Doesn’t he have a unibrow? Eeeewwww.
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I thought Josh Hartnett was good in that Vampire movie-30 days of Night.
I love Helena’s shirt.
Funny, to us, she hasn’t really been QUIETLY dating someone, it’s been very noisy dating.
I’m glad that Paul was actually insulted by the press saying she was dating Josh…that seems very normal of him.
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I LIKE JOSH! IN LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN. I WOULD SHAG. SHAG AND GAG? MAYBE.
hahhahaha solrac noisy dating.
do you guys know what i did. i wrote to one of those gossip websites and told them she dated PAUL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH. BECAUSE I WANTED THEM TO STOP SAYING SHE IS DATING JOSH. i was just sticking up for my man. and his girlfriend. DONT BE MAD.
OMG CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT. LOOOOOOL. but i did. BUT THEY DONT CARE AT ALL. THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO PAUL IS. its hilarious. no its not. i feel bad for him. but i guess it would be kinda silly that people think you date someone you dont for such a long time. damn you helena.
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Ugg, why should they care what gossip sites are saying? If they know they are dating, why does it matter?
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it matters to me. i care. hihi
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she kinda got beat by the ugly stick. i personally think it’s too many hard nights as a famous supermodel in the most decadent time to be a supermodel but i agree with jane that at least she didn’t go the plastic surgery route. kudos to that, …i guess
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haha – she’s shooting the bird at the photographer in that second picture.
Are 39 year old women getting face lifts? – I can understand botox, but major surgery?
I don’t know- I feel like it never ends up well- like Madonna looks really wierd now to me.
Hopefully medical science will come up with better ways to make people look younger.
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She practically invited the tabs to come after her to see who her mystery man is. My guess is she’ll also wring another headline out of poor Heath when Batman comes out. It’ll be something like “Batman Release Gives Christensen Solace”.
There are prob 8 people in the world who care who she’s dating, yet she’s always sending her publicist to the media. BTCH PLZ.
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She’s been dating someone for half a year now??
Whaaaa??? I HAD NO IDEA!
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Ugg & me, you’re killing me over here! Thanks for the laugh ’cause I really needed it. But, pleeeease, make Holena stop. The longer they’re together, the more I don’t like it. Not one bit of it.
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i’m sick of her already. sooooooo over it. hahahahha.
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Okay these pics are like months old…
* UGG! Where is ur blog?! :)
* Holena, get lost plz.
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GONE! hahhahaha
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Ugg :(
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i’m making a food blog now. with pictures of what i have for dinner everyday. it’s going to be awesome.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH.
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UGG1!!!!! AHAHAHAHHA YOU ARE SOO FUNNY!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AND YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT ! THE KID LOOKS SUPER GREAT IN LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN. SHAG SHAG SHAG
i hate helena christenfuck. she’s old. and stupid.and nobody cares if she’s been dating someone over the past 6 months. she could say 20 years. same thing. and ewww she’s trying so hard to look trashy-chic-heroin-mess-boheme …she should wear mom jeans or something.
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Ugg- I cannot wait to read about your food blog!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a perfect idea.
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mom jeans! lol. i love that snl thing they did.
buttttttttt i kinda want people to know they are dating.
so that maybe they will idk stalk paul. and take pics of him. hahaha. jk. BUT I STILL WANT POEPLE TO KNOW.because no one seem to care. and its kinda sad. hahahah.
I WAS KIDDING SOLRAC YOU KNOW THAT HAHAHAHA.ihate those blogs.
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UGG – I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS! I’m genuinely interested in what you eat for dinner every night!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH. you are weird. well, there are lots of those blogs everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“here is what i’m wearing today” “this is what i ate for dinner today” blablabla
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^ Ugg: hahhahahahaha! I think if you did a blog like that it would be the greatest blog of that genre.
* Konst, your Helena “Christenfuck” comments make me laugh. :)
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ahahha thanks anners! :)..
ugg: you SHOULD make a blog! the other day i was like “what the fuck?,,,where is the blog of ugg?!!?!?” WHHHHEEEEERRREEEE?!?!?!
hahaha and anners is right , it would be the greatest blog!!.
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I LOVE CHRISTENFUCK. ITS MY NUMBER ONE FAVORITE WORD. OR COLA GORDA IS NUMBER 1. CHRISTENFUCK IS NUMBER 2. HAHAHA. I LOVE CHRISTENFUCK<3<3<3<3<3
i|m going to make that blog. oh yeahhh.
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^ Hahahahaha.
Ugg, you should make a blog about cheese and cougars and call it HelenaChristenphuck.
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hahahahhhahhahah. maybe i should make a blog about christenfuck and paul. the paulenafuck blog. no i’m sticking with the food blog
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HAHHAHAHAA!! OH UGG THAT WOULD BE A GREAT BLOG!!
whorelena christenfuck & cola gorda. (L)
DO THE DINNER BLOG DOOOOO THE DINNER BLOG.
think about it, it’s more like a blog of culture of something ,i mean,I WOULD like to know what do you eat in your country!. so if i go there one day i could go to a restaurant and ask something really yummy.
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