The harbingers of bad news have told the world that Kate Moss, top rexy goddess of all times, is engaged to her wack-daddy boyphriend, Jamie Hince. Jamie Hince! O! the times! O! The morals!
Kate Moss is playing some hardcore hard-to-get with Peter Doherty. Deep down, she still wants him, as do we all. Let me remind you that Pete Doherty is a gentleman and a scholar. And a seks-machine. And he has a nicely proportioned body. And he may have slept with Carl Barat. Damn. Pete gets all the hot people.
You’re full of all sorts of crazy shit if you think that I’m going to link this news to anything that will lend credibility to this phucked-up situation. I will not do it.
Kate needs to grow the phuck up and stop playing games with Pete’s soiled heart.
Long live Pete Dirtyho!
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