In addition to ruining Jack Kerouac for me for-freaking-ever, Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish are gross.
* P.S. The chick/monster who writes The BloomingF**kerrs tumblr is awesome.
Whoever you are, thank you for the good work that you do.
Okay, back into retirement I go.
If you happen to see Keira Knightley galloping around London or wherevs, do NOT approach her. She’s shy and she won’t like it. While I’m sure that she’ll appreciate the fact that you care enough to say hello, it will make her umcomfortable.
Because she’s shy.
Keira was quoted in British Vogue saying this:
“I think (fame) broke something in me. I was told very early on that if I didn’t go out to openings and parties and events, I would be left alone. I didn’t, and they still didn’t leave me alone. I knew it was part of the deal in the life I had signed up to, but the fear of it has never left me. I’m still not good at being recognized. I wear scruffy clothes and hats and keep my head well down. I’m sure people must think I’m a complete b–, but I’m just very shy.”
I heart Kierers.
What the hell is Kate Bozzers wearing? It looks like a Carter’s t-shirt for toddlers that someone named Cher Coulter stapled a half-yard of mint-colored upholstery fabric to.
This is NOT cool!
And who the hell shows up to some BS called the “2010 Style Awards”? Kate Bozzers, I am losing faith in you.
His line is called Albion Trinkitry and the logo is pure class. I love Pete DirtyHo! I love his brain, his charisma, and the paunch contained in that gorgeous creme-colored sweater he is wearing.
I have attached an image gallery of Pete for your viewing pleasure; you’re so very welcome. I only wish that there were more of his jewels to showcase! But if the resplendent chain hanging from his neck is any indication, his stuff has Kate Bozzers’ jewelmint shit beat down hard with a crack pipe.