YES! Hope Sandoval Has Returned!

 

My eardrums have been waiting about 8 years for this.  Hope Sandoval and the Warm Inventions will put out some new shiz as early as August (an EP called Blanchard) and a brand new album that will be out on Septemebr 1st 2009.   The album is called Through the Devil Softly.   I wonder if I should be scared? The devil is scary!  

Whatevers.   Mazzy Star lovers all around the world should rejoice and meet each other for a glass of wine at their local pub or something because this is as good as it’s going to get for the next 10+ years probably.   Hope’s voice is magic.   

P.S.  I forgot to add that they are probably going to go on tour too!    Phuck yes.

Sorcery

 

Rexy Sings The Blues

One of problems betwixt Kate Mossers and her boyfriend, is that Mossers likes to sing all day and all night and her boyfriend can’t stand her witch-baby vocal chords.    He’s banned her ass from singing in his presence or something because he finds her witch-warbling to be distracting. 

A source that can attest to the fact that Mossers never shuts the songs the phuck up says:   “When she’s not working, Kate likes nothing more than getting some pals over to her place after lunch, cracking open a couple of bottles and then singing to her heart’s content.  But Jamie is getting a little tired of the lengthy sing-a-longs and has now told her that she can only rock the mic for just half an hour a day.”

Sounds lke fun to me.  I even understand Katers a littlebecause singing is therapeutic in every single way.  I’ve been known to sing for several hours myself when the need presents itsself.   So her boyfriend needs to STFU forever and let Moss do her thing.

Enjoy the pictures of the rexy goddess getting into her latest singing performance.  She’s cool rexy jelly beans!

Sorcery

 

In A Perfect World, This Picture Would Be Bigger

Alas, the world sucketh and this is the best I could do.    Rodrigo Santoro is a not unattractive man.  Haaaaha.  So why the phuck am I posting old, and totally random pictures of Rodrigo?   No idea!

 

Happy Birthdays, Lindsers. Or Something.

Lindsers Lohan turned 23 annos old the other day.  More like 23-backwards. 

Mischa Looks Sorta Cute (For Once)

I like the dress and the Bardot eyeliner.   It’s tres cool.   She still needs help though, in general.

 

Appropriate Signage

This Girl Makes Me Retch

That is all.

Yesterday Was A Sad Day

First Farrah Fawcett diedand then Michael Jackson.   I came home from work and got the sad news.  Michael Jackson was an awesome entertainer.   He was also a human being;  sometimes people forget that.    I grew up on Moonwalker.   Here’s a picture of him from Moonwalker.   Maybe it’s the ”Smooth Criminal” clip.  I loooooved that one.   It was all gangster.   “Annie is you okay?”   No!  I’m not okay! 

God bless Michael Jackson.

 

I Want To Be Kate Bozzers, Part 1

 

 If I was Moronduh Kerr, I’d want to be Kate Bozzers, too.   She’s more talented, better-looking, the fashion industry (the real one, that is) loooves her, and she has a cute boyphriend who likes her.   

 

Cola Gorda Updates

Paul Banks has a solo album coming out on August 4th.   He’s going by the name Julian Plenti, which is nothing less than a giant stab in the back to all of us Cola Gordians or ex-Cola Gordians.   I’m either the former or the latter,  depending on my moods.   He should have released a record under the name Cola Gorda. 

The album is called Julian Plenti Is… Skyscraper, and as far as album cover art goes, this is pretty swank East Village stuff.   I enjoy the party banner lettering above his head.  The colors are metallic and sensual, just like Helena Cougar Mellencamp’s eyeballs and Cola Gorda’s watch.    Ha!  I called him Cola Gorda again.  He will always be Cola Gorda around these parts, so he can just drop this Julian Plenti business even though he’s actually been carrying the name around in his heart for roughly 10 years. 

Either I’m incredibly stupid (don’t answer that!) or totally mp3 reatrded because I could only find snippets of his new songs on the web.  and that Julianplenti.com site is  a mind phuck!  I found some youtube clips, though.   Here are the ones I listened to:

On the Esplanade

Fun That We Have

It would have been really nice if each and every song sounded just like Leif Ericson or Narc or something, but something tells me that they won’t.   Which is probably for the best, anyway.   I think I’m ready for new songs sung by Cola Gorda. 

I’m still pissed off at that “No “i” in threesome was written, sung, recorded, and performed.   Bad song.   Really bad song.   Mammoth saved that record.  Why am I still bytching about Our Love To Admire?   Because I bought that shiz with real money and he probably used my money to treat the cougar to a block of Danish cheese. 

 P.S. Oh, and Minna has told ne that Cola Gorda and the Cougar have split the eph up!  Is this true? 

 

 

Trezzuh Yurselph

Mirandingo Kerr treasured herself by getting her dingo paws cleaned, trimmed, and painted  in Hollywood the other day and here are the pictures to prove it.    Hollywood is a strange place, as there are myriad stores that cater to canines!   The dingo is in town to arrange pap shots for itselph and its master, Whorelando Bloom, or something to that effect.   They went to Malibu and reportedly looked at a house worth 13 million dollars.   They are looking for an estate with a large plot so that she will be able to run free over vast acres of land and kill field mice and other fauna at her leisure.

She really could have wiped the blood off her fug face before she went into this fine establishemnt.

FYI:  The dingo is also doing porn on the side to cover the bills.

 

WordPress Is Being A Bytch

I can’t post any pics!   Will try again laterz.